Movies

I dreamt that I was walking down Avenue I in Lancaster, about 2 blocks west of my home when I saw this big warehouse with a sign on the side that said, “AMC movies”  and there was a list of movies. It was kinda weird cuz it was a rundown warehouse with no doors or windows. I walked around to the back and behind the warehouse was a bunch of rundown open car garages right next to each other and inside the garages was a bunch of junk, but in the middle was set up about 10 folding chairs and a small sheet on the wall where a movie was being projected. There were about 5 kids in each “theater” watching a movie.

I walked around looking at stuff, then went back to the front and saw a bunch of kids. They reminded me of Huck Finn types, dirty, barefoot, with thick accents. They asked me why I was there and acted really scared. I asked them why they were scared and they said that they were afraid to talk to strangers cuz they would steal them away. About that time a lady showed up and asked what I was doing. I explained that I saw her sign and was interested in watching movies. She asked me why and I told her that movies were my passion. I also told her that I wanted to write a newspaper article about her little movie theatre and advertise it. She told me that I could come over that evening and, while interviewing her, I could help her family put up their Christmas tree. I told them that it would be fun and asked if I could bring my kids cuz they love putting up trees. She said sure.

Suddenly, Seth Rogan showed up next to me with a candy car in his hand. I asked him if he had a car because I didn’t want to walk home because my feet hurt from walking in heels all day. He said he didn’t but I could lean on him if I wanted to. So we walked down the street, toward home, and, for some weird reason, whenever I would lean on him I was floating off the ground so I didn’t have to walk on my sore feet. Every once in a while we would hit an obstacle and I couldn’t lean on him and I would fall down. We were almost home when I looked toward the right and saw this big city with lots of buildings and said, “Isn’t the city beautiful with all the lights?” He agreed and we continued walking and floating. We were almost to my home when I woke up.

Shopping

So, I dreamt that I was at a store, shopping for groceries, when a "friend" of mine came up to me and just got in my face. Let's call her, Eva.

So, Eva got in my face and started yelling at me. I tried to ignore her and started putting my groceries on the thing to be checked out. There was no checker there, so Eva got behind the thing and started checking my stuff out. After $20 worth of stuff, she stopped and piad for that stuff then walked away. I was so angry that I started to throw some of my other groceries onto the ground. Then a checker came over to see what was wrong. I told her what happened. Then, Eva came back over and grabbed some ice pops I was going to buy and said, "I need some ice pops for my son." That ticked me off even more and then I called security on her.

The security guard chased her outside and proceeded to chase her around the parking lot while she did flips, trying to get away from them. That was the end of my dream, but I woke up very angry.

Back to the...u know

I had a dream that I was at Disneyland and in line to go on the BTTF ride. (I know, wrong theme park) and was commenting to someone about how lame the ride was. I turned around and saw that Michael J. Fox was standing right behind me. I freaked!! I immediately started hugging him and crying. I told him how much the whole BTTF franchise is such a part of me and my family, he doesn't even know. I told him that I loved the movies, but the ride was lame. He said he knew. I asked to take a pic with him and immediately posted it on FB.

Fire

I dreamt that I was at my Grandma Graves' house with a bunch of my aunts, uncles & cousins. We were visiting. For some reason, I only had a long PJ shirt on. I think I was getting ready to take a shower, or something.

Anyway, I went outside and saw one of my cousins staring at the house next door. I looked to see what she was staring at and the house was on fire. I stared in amazement for a second then ran into the house and screamed, "Call 911!! The next door house is on fire!" Then I went back outside and saw that my Grandma's house had started to catch fire too. I asked my cousin why she didn't tell anyone and she said, "I was waiting until the fire got to where people were. Then I was going to tell them."

I ran back inside and yelled at everyone to get out. Once we were all out a lot of the adults climbed up onto the roof, including me. As I was running on the roof I stepped on a burned spot and it collapsed out from under me. It scared me so much that I pulled my foot out and ran and jumped off of the roof, landing perfectly on the ground.

I realized that my parents weren't there and asked someone where they had gone. They said that my dad had taken my mom dancing. So I jumped into the nearest car and drove to find them.

THE END

April Fool

I dreamt that I was hanging out at 711 with an old friend and someone handed us a bunch of dollars. When I looked closely at them they all had a picture of Jesus on them. I found that very strange.

 Next thing I knew I was at church and there were a bunch of people there I didn’t know. I showed them the “money” and they were totally offended and ran out.

 Next thing I knew, I was in a strange town, trying to find a dentist office cuz I had an appointment. I found it just in time and when I went to pay for the bill I pulled out the Jesus money and the receptionist was shocked. Then she pointed out that on the front of the money they were silver scratch places like on Lottery Scratchers. I scratched one off and underneath it said, “April Fool’s!! This is not real money!” I was very relieved.

Then  I was sitting at a bus stop, waiting for a bus, when my VT Comp sat next to me and said, “OK, I’m very concerned for you. You have to tell me, right now, what is going on, and what we can do to help.” I told her about how everyone around me was having problems and it was stressing me out. But, I was letting it stress me out cuz it was helping me avoid my own problems. Then she walked away.

THE END.

Photo finish

I dreamt that I was driving down a neighborhood street and Rachel was lying on the floor of the passenger side of the car. She was still the same age, but very tiny. As I was driving, I saw a woman I knew named Pearl jogging. As I drove past her she looked into my vehicle and saw Rachel, then commented on how she needed to be in her car seat. In a moment we were at Pearl's house, so we all got out.

Suddenly, it was not just Rachel and I, but Faith, Allison and Christopher too. Pearl invited us in to visit and for a snack, which we accepted.

The kids were all eating PB&J sandwiches and Pearl's teenage daughter was watching TV. The TV was set up so there was only a small square in the center in focus, but the rest was out of focus. I asked them if it was hard to watch TV like that. They said that they loved it.

While watching TV with her daughter and I, Pearl went through a backpack that Chris had brought and saw a camera. She proclaimed, "There it is!! I've been looking all over for it.!!" I told her that we had found it in the back of a closet and couldn't remember who it belonged to. She reminded me that I had jogged to her house one day, and when she drove me home I accidentally took it out of her car. Since I didn't remember, I just agreed with her.

I then went into the kitchen and saw a photo on her fridge of the night sky that was truly amazing. It had a strange affect to it so that the stars sparkled like diamonds. I told her I liked it and she invited Chris and I to come over that evening and she would show us how to take photos of the night sky and what settings to put the camera on so it would do that. We accepted.

The End.

Skates

I just woke up @ 3:30am and thought I'd quickly jot down a dream I had before I went back to bed and forgot it or had another one.

So I dreamt that my dad and I were both part of a group job interview, going for the same job. The other people in the group were all a bunch of guys about 16 years old. They were all teasing both of us because we were so much older, but really letting my dad have it.

The interviewer came in and said that part of the interview was to assemble a pair of roller blades, then put them on and see how well you did in them. The guys all started laughing immediately at my dad and teasing him. I was very concerned for him. But, before anyone knew it, he had whipped those suckers together, thrown them on and literally spun circles around those obnoxious teenage boys! GO DAD!!

Cabin

So, last night's dream was a little more consistent than the dreams the night before. I dreamt that the whole Westberg clan was going camping in one big cabin in the woods. The cabin we chose used to be owned by Benjamin Franklin, but was currently owned by Corey Feldman. It was a really big, 3 story cabin, similar to the one in the pic.

Half of us were already there, waiting for the other half. When the other half got there we were going to start in on the family fun, but then Corey came in and said, "I'm sorry, but I have to leave so you will all have to move from the second floor to the third." It was a big pain, but we did it.

That was it. Short and sweet and not terribly strange.

Broken

Most of the time my dreams are in a definite storyline, but, last night night they weren't. I think it had a lot to do with not getting enough sleep. So I'm going to post the tidbits I remember.

Last night...

-Sorting clothes into piles
-Washing dishes and having a bowl of ice next to me.
-Being on The Price is Right
-Biding my time in a castle till the owners get home.

This was all I remember from last night. When I woke up, I wrote them down. Then I laid in bed and drifted in and out of sleeping, having many mini dreams before finally getting out of bed. Here are just a few...

-Meatloaf crying in a limo
-Asking Allison about her goals
-Discussing Helen Murin on SNL
-someone said, "As soon as I hit the roll."
-Joel Jandings trapped on a mountain. (Made up the name)
-Riding on a bear in a river
-someone said, "Two seperate peas in aa pod."
-yeast under the vacuum
-sausage gravy and bologna
-Faith grown, wants to wear my rubber bracelt.
-car stalling out
-huge Star Trek ship
-Chinese animal calendar
-someone said, "Hole in the Market. Everything will be saved. This is your positive reminder."

My dreams

I decided, since I have whacky dreams almost every night, that I would start a blog and share them with the world? Am I crazy to expose myself like this? Probably. I will not share anything embarrasing about anyone that I dream about unless they say it's OK. I will just embarrass myself. So, hopefully, tonight I can have some doosies so you can all see just how zany my imagination can be.